You're in a civilised place? Sorry... I thought you were in Australia? A recent survey proved that 89% of Aussies have drunk their own urine at a party and 97% have eaten baby kangaroos, apparently 'for a laugh.' It has also been proven that spending more than 5 hours in close proximity to an Australian can result in an outbreak of 'aussitis twatolium.' The primary symptoms of this disease are a tendency to say 'groovy' and 'chilled' without irony, and an inexplicable urge to move to Britain and work behind a bar.

You have been warned.

Siany.

PS: Hope you're having a nice time. Love you lots.