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[lizzie_and_ari]

Hello everyone,

Sorry it has been so long, I haven't looked at email or anything for days and days.

I have facial herpes. I have a big pulsating cold sore. I am very attractive. I have to work tonight and I am afraid that I might scare customers. Poor me!

My little sister Alex got into uni in Kiwi land, congratulations old bean. Praise be! As a result, my parents and Alex are coming over here on my birthday and we're going to have a big party! Woo!

I've had some more dreadful news. A very close family friend of ours, Jack, has had a series of small strokes and is in hospital. He's only in his late forties. It's seriously scary. I'm told he'll eventually recover the use of his right arm. I can only assume that I must be jinxed in some way, because everyone around me appears to be either dropping dead or getting sick. I realise that this is very ecocentric and delusional of me, but I like to think of it as a sign that I'm not supposed to be here.

I love you Erin.

And the rest of you too.

Ari.xx

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[tisme.livejournal.com]

I love you too Ari. To me you're very much a blessed person, and you certainly made my life more shiny. Thinking of you both.
x
Erin

From Tristan Really

[missrebeccaa.livejournal.com]

I bshould really get my own damn LJ thing. Anyway, keep an ear ouit for news about Jack. Brenda will be helpful with his recovery, and so with luck he'll return to health. I got an enail today saying that Alex is comming from the 28th of April until the 3rd of July, and so I'm happy about that. I've also had it hinted that Lee is coming to stay for a bit, about which I am far from happy. But hell, at least I don't have Herpes.

Herpes of the tush!

Love, Tristan

Re: From Tristan Really

[lizzie-and-ari.livejournal.com]

Hello Tristan,
Got the shock of my life about Jack. Haven't been to see him as it's Easter weekend and figure he'll just want family around. Daddy told me to wait, too, so I'm biding my time. Cool news about Alex getting into uni!

I'm a bit down right now. Auntie Val called me this morning to say she read my play again and she really likes it. She says I have good descriptive powers. I'm worried this thing is never going to get funded and it will not get put on, and I really want it to be produced soon so I can fly Grandma and Val over to Scotland as promised. I think Val's lonely, and I worry about her getting older and frailer. Right now I am terrified of my older relatives dropping dead. Except, now with this stuff going on with Jack, I realise that no one is safe. I wonder if I told the Scottish exec that I have to have it produced for my gran...but no, they have hearts of stone, damn them!

I'm also upset because I miss everyone and I feel very isolated. Our friend Jamie is coming over for dinner on Monday. He is so far one of two people I really like and could call a friend. That's really bad. That's crap friend making. Mind you, we had a few false starts, what with moving in with drug dealers and rats etc. Jamie is a very nice man who is on the radio a lot and is a very funny comedian also. We think he's clean. He is also a big gaybo. Our other friend, Justin, is a gay man too. I think there's a pattern! All our friends names begin with J! Spooky.

Have fun with Alex. I get to have her soon. In June. That's not too far. It happens to be the month I turn 25, so scary biscuits! Brrr!

I love you very much. Give Becky big hug from me and tell her she looks fabulous.

Ned.xxxx

Re: From Tristan Really

[daisyflip.livejournal.com]

Don't worry,

Georgie doesn't ever have any friends. And she has no excuse, other than being a muppet.

Love Sian

XXX

Re: From Tristan Really

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Sian,

Thankyou for trying to make me feel better about having no friends. However, you should not be so mean to Georgie. You are a big poo head.

Ari.xxx