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http://www.godhatesfags.com

Grr

EDIT: Just to clarify, I'm not actually upset by this. I just saw a kind of interview with them which was VERY funny, and it linked the website, which, you know, also very funny.

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http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

Yay!

"There's a world without shrimp? ... I'm allergic."

*grins* You hadn't seen that one before? It's one of the oldest on the net.

It's one of my favourites. They are fine examples of heterosexuality and I'm proud to be a member of the heaven-bound crew.

Bwahaha! Oh, no, no, no, these people are hilarious. Seriously. "God hates Sweden!"

But honestly, can you really get worked up over people who are so stupidly self-important, so small, so... missing the point, so incredibly, mind bogglingly wrong? They do and say and think the most awful things, because they're... I have no words for what they are. 'Mad' doesn't even cover it. But it's not like it won't bite them on the arse when they die.

Yes, one of my old favourites. I think they're the people who disrupt soldiers funerals, claiming they died because they were 'fags'.

Utter utter prats. Hate is too good for them, ridicule is the only way forward.

I find it scary, very scary that people can actually think like that. Very weird - you're right, can't really think of a word to describe them and hate is good for them.... hmmm this is when you wonder whether the internet is a wealth of knowledge, interesting facts and jokes or a scary place for people to write evil things on.

Aw, glad you're looking forward to my breasts - I'm sure that Marc will agree to lend them for the evening. Inuendo - I'm pleased you like my wit but am very confused by the joke - maybe my blondeness is getting worse.

Just got back from a gorgeous holiday in Skye and am already planning my trip up to see you - yay! yay! Can we go to the tron on the 12th as well? Pretty please? Although I may forbid you from using the machine for more than 10 minutes at a time as I wish to gaze on your gorgeous faces and drink in your inanne chatter ;-p

Can't wait to see you soon.

Lots of Love,
Naomi
xxx

Dearest Naomi,

Aha, the internet is a perfect example of how imperfect free speech is, and how inherently flawed democracy is as a whole.

Of course I am looking forward to your breasts. 'In your endo' sounds a lot like innuendo. It's funny if someone says 'innuendo' and then someone else says straight away, 'Ha ha, in your endo!' A ha ha! ha...is generally only funny in gay bars in Brisbane. Sorry.

Just read your thing about Skye. I am livid with jealousy. You know what's ironic? It's ironic that we're over here, and you're over there, and we're freezing, and you're enjoying glorious weather and frolicking on beaches. Damn you all. I'm in Brisbane and I'm wearing a jumper. It's not fair.

Please please please come to the Tron on the 12th! Yay!

Love you, love love love,
Ari.xxx

Dearest Darlings,

You're wearing jumpers? In Austrailia? I thought that wasn't allowed? ;-p My Austrailian co-worker Tom always teases me that Austrailians can work in 40 degree heat when I moan about it being hot...

I'm sure the inuendo thing is great in person - you'll have to try it on me on the 12th. Sooooooooooo can't wait to see you. Had a lovely time with Georgie in the tron when I was up in Edinburgh for the day between Skye and London. Made me very nostalgic. Now I'm scared that I'm bigging it up too much and the experience will let me down just like hogmannay and christmas... No. I'm sure that won't happen. All will be good and joyous. But what if we've all changed??? Guess we'll just have to see what happens really.

And I'm very smug about Skye. And very lucky. And very smug. he he

Love you lots and worries aside it'll be so great to see you.

Lots of Love
Naomi
xxx

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