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lizzie_and_ari ([personal profile] lizzie_and_ari) wrote2005-10-04 11:57 am

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Hello everyone,

Lizzie is currently updating so we may accidentally say the same things. I'll make this quick. First, how amazing to talk to everyone at the party! It almost felt like we were there, and in any case it was very lovely to have been invited to it, even if it was long distance. What a beautiful thing to wake up to.

I'm currently pondering the sex and lies of my ex nun lesbian celibate aunty. She told me that she and Annette have never had a gay relationship. But Mel said they used to be a couple and that a wee while ago, Alex said they didn't have that kind a relationship any more. Implying that they were once havintg sex.

She also said Annette isn't gay. But she must be! If they've had sex.

They act like a couple. They bicker like a couple. Annette has recently moved in. And although they sleep in separate beds, I'm certain there's a fair amount of bed hopping going on.

Maybe Alex is trying to protect her privacy, but my goodness, there seems to be a huge cover - up operation going on. It's really quite fun to be this intrigued.

Anyway.

We're going to Bundaberg on a train! It's going to take hours and hours! Woo hoo! There we will alight and do some really menial labour until we're solvent again, which will take a long time and in the meantime if the taipans don't bite us and the sunburn doesn't kill us and the sunstroke doesn't boil our brains, Bundaberg could be the place for us! There are turtles laying eggs there in November and we might be able to find turtle jobs and that's why we're going really. Also, Jodie was the very last person I could flee to with no money. Much as I love her, I didn't think for a second I'd end up in Bundaberg. Oh well, here's to adventures!

Love you all very very much!

Georgie is looking very pretty today. Well done.

Ari.xxx

howdi

(Anonymous) 2005-10-05 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that as in Bundaberg rum? How awfully exciting! Hope that solvency doesn't take too long...could you not just sell Lizzie? Or if you're going whitter on about how selling your girlfriend is morally wrong, just sell some of her organs. Maybe her eyes? Then she won't perv at other people. Everyone's a winner.

Scotland is very pretty at the moment. It's all terribly autumnal, with lots of beautiful leaves showering down on everyone, which will be perfect for Charlie's wedding on Friday.

Mac Star has apparently been telling people I work for him. The man is utterly insane.

On a plus note, Ashley is up tomorrow doing a gig so we can have chats and singsongs.

Also, why is it always Georgie who's pretty? And don't say 'well done' - genetics aren't an achievement, it's a quirk of fate. Or in Georgie's case, she's just a quirk.

Much love to you both

Siany

XXXXX

Re: howdi

(Anonymous) 2005-10-05 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
What is a quirk? why am I one of those? Don't insult me with words I do not understand, that is not fair.

Hope you guys are well. Come home I am lonely in Edinburgh. Sian bullies me!

Re: howdi

(Anonymous) 2005-10-06 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not bully you, bitch. Now finish cleaning my house then get back in your box before I have to lose my temper.

Honestly. Kids today.

Sian

Re: howdi

[identity profile] lizzie-and-ari.livejournal.com 2005-10-07 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
poor little georgie :-(
xxxxx

Re: howdi

[identity profile] marrog.livejournal.com 2005-10-07 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Bex:] Awww... petal...

Re: howdi

[identity profile] lizzie-and-ari.livejournal.com 2005-10-07 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
sian you are stupendously beautiful. This should go without saying. Georgie is just insecure so needs reassurance whereas you ar full of confidence and self-love.

Lizziexxx

Re: howdi

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_missfliss_/ 2005-10-09 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
*splutters*

Are you trying to make Georgie feel as wretched at possible?

[identity profile] 20thcenturyvole.livejournal.com 2005-10-07 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ned, stop prying into your auntie's sex life. Sian, stop bullying Georgie. Lizzie... you do whatever you want to, because you're nice. Also, I think Ned would beat me up if I commanded you to do anything.

The name-change thing is still freaking me out.