Sweet gorgeous man

About 2 weeks ago I was depressed and surfing around online a bit and came across the Eddie Izzard website. In a fit of pretending we have wads of money, I ordered the 4-DVD signed boxset for 55 pounds. Then I got an email confirming my order which said shipping to a UK address. Panicked, I wrote back saying no! no! Not Uk! Australia!

Days passed and nothing.

Today, it arrived in the post. Dressed To Kill, Definite Article, Glorious and Unrepeatable. All signed by the hand from the body that wore the trousers that I touched.

I'm in heaven.

[pauses to listen to the choirs of birds and angels]

Hmmm....


Lizziexxx