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The Detailed Starship Quiz LiveJournal Username Spaceship Name Spaceship Size VW BugSedanJet FighterFishing YachtTractor-TrailerAttack SubmarineNuclear Missile SubmarineAircraft CarrierQueen Mary Luxury LinerManhattan How is the spaceship piloted? YokeStickAs above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressedTouch screensThere's one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch himNeural interfaceA full-body harnessThe pilot must be suspended in gooSome inscrutible alien attached to the ship does itRock MusicMarvin Gaye's Sexual PilotingThe main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging itPassive-aggressive banter with ship's computerThe Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to goThinking really hard about the destination How is the spaceship powered? FissionFusionAntimatterIrradiating CrystalsRock MusicCoal-fired SteamWood-burning SteamGasolineLoveForcing two people who can't stand each other to make out on the bridgeBaby sealsSmilesDimensional AnomalyBy feeding the alien creature that's the engineSexual FrustrationEarl Gray TeaMilkWaterGarbageTickling a member of an alien species while it's hooked up to the reactorOstrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills What's the upholstery like on the seats? Hard PlasticSoft PlasticCloth UpholsteryLeather UpholsteryCloth like a Louis XIV CouchThat gel stuff they put on bike seatsBeanbag chairsInflatable chairsVinylBaby SealBrushed Aluminum How do you see outside the spaceship? PortholesLarge, hopefully sturdy windowsBig flat screenHolographic projector in center of bridgeSmall screens near each stationWristwatch TVsThe power of imaginationThe computer narrates like a movie for the blindThe computer sings an Australian songline What's the spaceship's primary purpose? PleasureExplorationCombatCargo HaulingGarbage DisposalScienceAgricultureRaw Materials ExtractionTransportationCommunicationsSmugglingGamblingSpreading Love and HappinessRock MusicOther What's the Captain's catchphrase? Main Weapon System: Tractor Beam Main Defensive System: The ship is rubber. Hopefully the enemies are glue. Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments 77% Voice of the ship's computer: thegouldfish Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: naomirudeberker Looks sexy in mandatory uniform: marrog Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform: adrenalineanima Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker: adrenalineanima This Fun Quiz created by Akhmed at BlogQuiz.Net

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The Department of Justins.

Good morning everyone.

I feel dreadful. Someone called Lizzie's mobile this morning at 7, and I don't know who it was because I made it stop making noise immediately, and if it was any of you overseas folks then sorry and thanks for thinking of us. If it was someone who lives in Australia, though, death! I couldn't get back to sleep and I am feeling ever so wobbly now. We stayed up late smoking with some groovy people. We discussed many groovy things, and went to bed feeling very very mellow. It was nice. Justin (who goes by the alias of 'little gay Justin' or 'stoner,' a clever pun on his surname, Stone *rolls eyes*) used to work for dockside bar and now works for the department of justice, a job he blagged with splendid audacity. During his interview he was asked why he wanted to work for the department of justice, and he replied, 'Oh - I thought this was the department of Justins.' There was a stunned pause and then she laughed her head of and gave him the job. (Justin is little and gay, as opposed to Big Gay Justin, who is taller, queerer, has vicious mood swings due to his injecting of speed, can be a brilliant man but is basically scary.) Also there last night was Jamie Rowe, who djs for Nova radio. He is a comedian, an ok one, and a poofter. He gave us his furniture to use and then sell on. It is black leather and we found dubious white stuff down the cracks of one of the chairs. Jamie is lovely. Josh was there last night too, but he only drank water and then went home to bed. We tried to tempt him with hot chocolate, but to no avail. He's a really promising young comedian. Very funny, he's just reached that stage where he's confident with the ten minutes worth of material he has, and he's just beginning to improvise and try new things. It means his timing is a little askew, but it's nice to see him doing stuff with the great potential he has. Anyway, between the four of us, we smoked and drank and made merry and as is so inevitable when in the company of gay men, discussed cock. 'What do you mean you don't like cock?!!!'etc.

Ooh my head.