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[lizzie_and_ari]

Other categories include Borefest and Prick, so I think I'm doing pretty well. I think.

Scumbag- ENFP 53% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 26% Thinking, 46% Judging

I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted. Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag. I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU. This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover. Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust. Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently. ***************** If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this. ***************** The other personality types are as follows... Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 58% on Extraversion You scored higher than 97% on Intuition You scored higher than 8% on Thinking You scored higher than 41% on Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Comments

[20thcenturyvole.livejournal.com]

I got Loser; it was disturbingly accurate. I scored higher than 99% each on Introversion, Intuition, Thinking and Judging.

[lizzie-and-ari.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! It's sort of fun, this test. I like the big disclaimer at the beginning warning people of a sensitive nature that it's just entertainment, not a savage slur. As if anyone takes these things seriously.

Where are you now? Bum in air or on ground?

[20thcenturyvole.livejournal.com]

Well, if my bum was in the air right now, I wouldn't be able to read you, would I? We've just got home; the living room wall is a sort of bright yet inoffensive mauve, the new furniture is a disgusting seventies tan that doesn't match at all, and none of the lights in my bathroom work, but there are fewer cockroaches than there were before, and Fuzzbum let me pat him. Also, frankly, I'm just incredibly happy to come home and find out that Etiselat hasn't blocked Livejournal.

On the other hand, it's ten past five local time and sometime in the afternoon in Brisbane time, and also I wasn't entirely over my lurgi when I went on the plane and do you know what cabin pressure does to a head full of snot? I really need to finish my tea and have some pills and a shower, possibly not in that order.

[lizzie-and-ari.livejournal.com]

You checked your lj before you took medicine for your cold or had a shower after a massive flight. You have an lj problem. You can not have any more lj.

Yay for you being in my hemisphere! Woo!

[20thcenturyvole.livejournal.com]

Mummy says I have strep throat. It's yucky and it hurts. Tea now. Then hot and sour chicken soup from the Celestial Cockroach.

It's seven o'clock now. I just slept for twelve hours. Damn that feels good.