You're in a civilised place? Sorry... I thought you were in Australia? A recent survey proved that 89% of Aussies have drunk their own urine at a party and 97% have eaten baby kangaroos, apparently 'for a laugh.' It has also been proven that spending more than 5 hours in close proximity to an Australian can result in an outbreak of 'aussitis twatolium.' The primary symptoms of this disease are a tendency to say 'groovy' and 'chilled' without irony, and an inexplicable urge to move to Britain and work behind a bar.
You have been warned.
Siany.
PS: Hope you're having a nice time. Love you lots.
oh dear you have upset miss ariadne cos now she thinks you think she is a twat. I reassured her by telling her of course you do.
Australianism is bad. The other day we used the phrase g'day with no sense of irony and Ari's rising intonation is getting bad. I slap her about a bit though and we'll be fine.
Lxxx
I'm very cross. My rising intonation is not getting bad at all; that would seem to indicate a general decline in my accent. What I do have is the occasional lapse, which Lizzie always kindly points out. For this I am very ashamed, particularly because I can no longer tell when I'm doing this. I have lost my ear for the twattish accent. This is a dangerous time.
I have always said 'groovy' and 'chilled' with no irony. But that is because I am a stoner. It is not because I am Australian.
Go hunting down on the South bank, on the old Expo grounds. Failing that, go to the museum and have a look at the Muttaburrasaurus. And don't let Lizzie giggle too much at the name.
How does this work?
Date: 2005-09-23 01:34 pm (UTC)This looks like fun!
ATB, Love Rich x
howdi...
Date: 2005-09-23 02:25 pm (UTC)You have been warned.
Siany.
PS: Hope you're having a nice time. Love you lots.
Re: howdi...
Date: 2005-09-24 02:22 am (UTC)Australianism is bad. The other day we used the phrase g'day with no sense of irony and Ari's rising intonation is getting bad. I slap her about a bit though and we'll be fine.
Lxxx
I'm very cross. My rising intonation is not getting bad at all; that would seem to indicate a general decline in my accent. What I do have is the occasional lapse, which Lizzie always kindly points out. For this I am very ashamed, particularly because I can no longer tell when I'm doing this. I have lost my ear for the twattish accent. This is a dangerous time.
I have always said 'groovy' and 'chilled' with no irony. But that is because I am a stoner. It is not because I am Australian.
So there, Sian, you monster.
Ari.xxx
Welcome to Brisbane...
Date: 2005-09-23 08:49 pm (UTC)Love, Tristan